Booty & Baubles

Booty & Baubles

Divination Desk

The Captain's Cards

Where intuition meets a little bit of drama and a lot of accuracy.

Choose your preferred flavor of fate:

  • Tarot: The classic. Storytelling, depth, and tea.
  • Lenormand: Sharp, no-nonsense, and great for clarity (and calling you out).
  • Cartomancy: Old-school playing cards for when you want raw, grounded insight.

Each session is guided by me and tailored to your question, your energy, and your level of chaos tolerance.

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True Sidereal Astrology

The Astrology Lab

My little observatory of cosmic chaos.

Here, I explore True Sidereal Astrology — the version of the sky that lines up with what’s actually up there. It’s less about prediction and more about pattern recognition, curiosity, and spiritual fieldwork.

This isn’t a classroom or a lecture hall — it’s a living archive.

You’ll find essays, experiments, planetary case studies, and sometimes just my raw “what in the cosmic nonsense is going on” notes.

I blend True Sidereal with elements of Human Design, myth, body astrology, and ancestral wisdom, because understanding your chart isn’t just about signs and houses. It’s about seeing how your entire system hums in rhythm with the universe.

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Tuft Stuff & Soft Familiars

Trinket Trove

Where fluff meets enchantment and yarn comes to life.

Every tufted piece, every stitched familiar, is handmade here — some for comfort, some for chaos, and all for company. This is where the T3s (Tiny Teacup Turf) and Creative Command Carpets live alongside the Soft Familiars — crocheted creatures, plush goblins, and other companions waiting to pick a human.

Each item comes with its own little energy — some protective, some mischievous, all infused with care.

🪡 In this Trove you’ll find:

  • Tufted Turf: rugs, coasters, and textured talismans for your space.
  • Soft Familiars: amigurumi companions, stitched by hand and blessed with attitude.
  • One-of-a-Kind Relics: limited pieces that appear when the goblin crew is feeling generous & the occasional throw away from Melusine's Grotto.

Everything here is made slow, with intention, humor, and way too many snack breaks.

Adopt what calls to you — the Trove is always shifting, and treasures rarely linger for long.

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MoDFysh Gallery

Museum of Digital Fyshtory

The Captain’s fine art wing.

Here, you’ll find the modern relics of the digital realm — emotes, PNGTubers, and commissioned pieces displayed as if they were ancient discoveries from the archives of a Cosmic Sweatshop.

Each piece is created with the same reverence you’d expect for a centuries-old painting… if that painting happened to wink, blink, and shout “LET’S GOOO” in a Twitch chat.

🖌️ Exhibits Include:

  • The Hall of Emotes – tiny masterpieces designed for maximum expression.
  • The Gallery of PNGTubers – digital avatars brought to life for streaming, storytelling, and chaotic brand building.
  • The Archive of Illustrations – custom digital art, logo work, and character portraits.

Every creation is made to last — not on canvas, but in data, energy, and identity.

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